Hey it's Clay D. Dizzle, Enlightening you with a world of fire. Alright here I go! Chaos, revolution, confusion Unhealthy obsession, Neurosis, Phantom delusion, Uhh... Overwhelming blood lust... Desire, Craving, Thirst, Latro, Avarice, Excess indulgence, Verocity, Apathetic soulless, Comatoses, Lethargic, Gorging hog, Aperture pig... Resentment, Prejudice, Malice, Hatred, Saiyan pride, Ego, Honor... Then add a little sugar, And preheat to 350, And wait 3 minutes, Before your cake is ready...

I lost my bacon cake, Where did it go? Ignite my horns to glow, Maybe I'll find it... Everything I've worked for, Now gone, Pointless ball rolling makes me happy, Happy also tapered, Time to mow the lawn. Searching for what was once found, It's probably in the pound, Will I ever find it? My horns are unfit.

My nose, It hurts. Gosh Darnit! I smashed my face on this random post! There is blood everywhere. I’m literally drowning in my own blood! I’m about to pass out! My nose exploded and got snot on my friends glasses. I hope he is happy. I also left a happy trail of blood on my way to the nearest bathroom. Good thing I combusted near my house! I wish I could breath! Blood dripping, I got a rag to stop it. I leaned my head forward so the blood didn’t travel down my esophagus. My grandma is freaking out. She says I need to go the hospital. The only good one is 30 miles away. Yay! I decided to stay home. Apparently combining ammonia and bleach stops blood flow. The end.

The bacon cake’s within the rise Followed by psychotropic skies, I look into my three big eyes. Magic pictures, the world’s torn. I can feel the layman’s approaching scorn. The preacher’s burning black sword, Beneath my gut, As my insides are undone. Shaking orifice, Unrelenting force, The cake spreads the coarse, Reaching past the negative square. The cake is leaving me bare. The neon grass has left a path, For me to follow to the last. Dying breath gives disrespect, To the cake that gives introspect, I need to fill the emptiness, To the ways the norm can’t expect to get. The paint starts to teeth and breath. The skid can feel the sheath. I can push my brain into my gut, As the stars look white rust. I see the signs above the trussed. The pancetta cake is on the rise, Followed by mental sky. Look at my three big eyes. Magical images, the world torn apart. I feel the indignation that approaches the profane. The black sword that burns the preacher, Under my stomach. How my internal parts are ruined. Maybe I went to far? I left my friends and family to fill it, But they wouldn’t understand what I’ve been through, To find my cake. But what’s it worth without them? I’m coming home. Where is home? Home is somewhere I call my own. Which is where? I can’t decide, Which one is mine. I left it long ago, To chase my drive. How am I so low? I'm coming back home.

Twinkle, Twinkle, Patrick Star! I made myself a cake, My mommy named it Fred, It tastes like beans and bacon, And smells like it's been dead, Writing stuff is hard so I use a pointy pencil, Pointy pointy pointy, pointy pointy point, P.U., what's that horrible smell? (Drum Solo) I have a head, that ends in a point, Pointy pointy pointy, pointy pointy point, This song is over, except for this line, You win this round, Broccoli!

Sohcahtoa trepidation, geometric allegation. Use this simple trick to measure any angle. Opposite and adjacent legs conform to make a right triangle. But don’t forget about the hypotenuse, And don’t lose like a goose-moose and choose not to use Sine, cosine, and tangent. Dannon feels like a barren planet without some Sohcahtoa, Don’t forget it. You can’t amend it. S.O.H. means Sine equals opposite over hypotenuse C.A.H. means Cosine equals adjacent over hypotenuse T.O.A. means Tangent equals opposite over adjacent Sohcahtoa, don’t forget it, you can’t amend it. Sohcahtoa apprehension, geometric isolation. Use this simple trick to measure any angle. Opposite and adjacent legs conform to make a right triangle, But don’t forget about the hypotenuse, And don’t lose like a goose-moose and choose not to use Sine, cosine, and tangent. Dannon feels like a barren planet without some Sohcahtoa, don’t forget it. You can’t amend it.

Act 1 - The Montagues and Capulets hate each other, And they each contain a star-crossed lover. They find a love that will seem to last, But they will find something tragic will come to pass. Romeo and Rosaline, A one sided love with Jesus in Romeo’s way. Romeo will continue to sulk day-to-day. Paris and Juliet, A one sided love with time in Paris’ path. Paris will continue to try until his last breath has come to pass. A celebration by the Capulets gets invaded by Romeo and his gang. They cause no trouble, but Romeo soon sees his demise. And the other, likewise. Act 2 - Romeo decided to take a risk to see the girl from the ball. He meets her in her quarters, where he doesn’t belong. Romeo express his love for Juliet, Even though one’s a Montague and the other’s a Capulet. They arrange a forbidden marriage with the help of their associations. They all think the marriage will stop the families’ altercations. Act 3 - With the help of Friar Laurence They are now married, But things will start to go into discord As they amend the love that they carried. At a moments notice, A mischievous man named Mercutio Falls into the crosshairs Of a Capel named Tybalt, Who is also quick to start trouble. He dies at his sword, With Romeo trying to intervene. And being his friend, He is quick for revenge, And thusly avenges his buddy. With Tybalt dead, Romeo is banished from Verona, And he is lucky he got to keep his head. Romeo thinks that he’d rather be dead than without Juliet, But, Paris is able to convince Lord Capulet To give Juliet’s hand in marriage. Act 4 - In order for Juliet to avoid Paris, Friar comes up with a plan. She will drink a temporary poison, That will convince everyone that she is dead. After her death ceremony, Friar will migrate her to Romeo, Where they will finally meet again. Their plan somewhat works out, Everyone thinks she is dead. But, this includes a Servant that will soon mean the end. Act 5 - Romeo’s servant tells him that Juliet has passed. Saddened by the news, he buys a poison that acts fast. He visits Juliet’s grave, But is interrupted by Paris. The two of them battle and Paris falls, But Romeo understands what he did wrong. He drinks the poison and kills himself, Which is followed by Juliet’s waking. She sees the tragedy and follows in suit, And shortly stabs herself with Romeo’s Dagger. The bodies are discovered by the Montagues and Capulets, And with an explanation from Friar, Thus concludes the story of Romeo and Juliet.

[Asterios Kokkinos] Hello, this is Asterios Kokkinos and you're tuning into Clay D. Dizzle's 1 year anniversary broadcast. And on the last episode, Clay D. Dizzle realized that the bacon cake really isn't that important, but he doesn't think he will be able to forget about it that easily. Will Clay break this cycle of addiction, or just become another one of its victims? Find out... now! [Clay] The story begins with a man from above. His vision is far and clear. He knows where to go... ...but not anymore. He sees the mystery, but it's under lock and key. He tries to reach it by deflowering the beast... ...but not anymore. He can't go back. It's gone and he has fallen. Nowhere to go, his vision is short and dim... ...but not anymore. He must try again, Until he succeeds. He needs to complete his discovery. Chaos, revolution, confusion, Unhealthy obsession, Neurosis, Phantom delusion, Overwhelming blood lust... Desire, craving, thirst, Latro, avarice, excess indulgence, Verocity, apathetic soulless, comatoses, Lethargic, gorging hog, aperture pig! He needs to start opening up... ...but he refuses. He walks slowly though the fog... ...no longer with us.